Pastor Rick
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Re: Story Make-Up
One day runboard decided to grow one small update which had a really nasty bug so then everyone received 100 karma, but the karma gave 200 smites and everyone decided that Pastor Rick should pray for the mental well-being of Runboard users the world over, because everyone knows we need help in all phases of the moon.
The following day brought great reason for sorrow because everything was green except broccoli which had turned purple.
Purple was the one thing she simply couldn't live with, so she reached for the paint- spray can… but picked up the spray deodorant instead so the broccoli now smelled like... Old Spice with a hint of.... yes*man , you said it , a hint of lovely mushroom soup flavour ....yum yum...but where can i find my saltine crackers to go with... my delicious onion soup , yum yum said the little girl who had skipped meals for months.
She kept eating one bowl after another until she ran out of crackers! "O nuts" she said at which point a squirrel popped up and starting running around the table looking for the nuts to put the CSS back... in it's tree. Climbing up to the fluffy clouds to get the lightning's "thunder bolts" the squirrel chittered madly in "squirrel language".
Then the CSS slowly came back hang gliding across the sky, dangling a bag of candy from Halloween. But, storms came and the CSS worried his Halloween candy would get soggy. "Don't worry" bellowed the squirrel, thunder bolt friend, as he saved the candy!
Dropping the bag
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7/11/2018, 8:55 pm
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Re: Story Make-Up
One day runboard decided to grow one small update which had a really nasty bug so then everyone received 100 karma, but the karma gave 200 smites and everyone decided that Pastor Rick should pray for the mental well-being of Runboard users the world over, because everyone knows we need help in all phases of the moon.
The following day brought great reason for sorrow because everything was green except broccoli which had turned purple.
Purple was the one thing she simply couldn't live with, so she reached for the paint- spray can… but picked up the spray deodorant instead so the broccoli now smelled like... Old Spice with a hint of.... yes*man , you said it , a hint of lovely mushroom soup flavour ....yum yum...but where can i find my saltine crackers to go with... my delicious onion soup , yum yum said the little girl who had skipped meals for months.
She kept eating one bowl after another until she ran out of crackers! "O nuts" she said at which point a squirrel popped up and starting running around the table looking for the nuts to put the CSS back... in it's tree. Climbing up to the fluffy clouds to get the lightning's "thunder bolts" the squirrel chittered madly in "squirrel language".
Then the CSS slowly came back hang gliding across the sky, dangling a bag of candy from Halloween. But, storms came and the CSS worried his Halloween candy would get soggy. "Don't worry" bellowed the squirrel, thunder bolt friend, as he saved the candy!
Dropping the bag, he cried softly.
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