Bobbobbycecil
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Funny?
Bobby: Jesus said that we would cause the destruction of earth.
Bob: Yeah well Jesus says a lot of things. Let’s go grab something to eat.
(At Fancy Italian Restaurant.)
Waiter: What would you boys like?
Bob: Well, I’ll take the…..um……hmm……well…..I like the…….
Waiter I’ll come back to you then, sir.
Bob: No you won’t! You’ll take my order NOW!!!
Waiter: Fine.
Bob: Hmm…….the…….well…..
(Half an hour later.)
Bob: I’ll have the…….yeah…..hamburger.
Waiter: Sir we don’t mak…whatever. A hamburger it is. And for you, sir?
Bobby: Ok, let’s see…….I’ll take the……
Waiter: God, not again.
(Half an hour later.)
Bobby: Yeah, I’ll have a hamburger too.
Waiter: Ok. And you, my good man?
Cecil: I’ll have one………um……
Waiter: Please hurry.
(half an hour later.)
Cecil: One hamburger please.
Waiter: Ok. Three hamburgers it is.
(5 min. later.)
Bob: What the fark is taking this guy so long?
Bobby: I know! It’s been like, 7 years since we ordered!
Cecil: Totally!
(10 min. later.)
Waiter: Your hamburgers.
Bobby: It’s about damn time!
Waiter: With all due respect, gentlemen, it took you three an hour and a half to order three hamburgers. I don’t think you should be mad at me for taking 10 minutes.
Cecil: Well, you’re wrong.
Waiter: Fine! (Spits on their hamburgers.) There! Eat them now!
Bob: You’re an idiot, ya know? Bobby, call the Phat Pimps, they’ll take care of this guy.
Bobby: Heh heh, alright.
Waiter: Ooooooo, "Phat Pimps"! Oh, I’m scared. No mommy, no. Heh, like ‘Phat Pimps’ could ever hurt me.
(Phat Pimps bust through the door and pick up the Waiter, and carry him away while he’s screaming.)
Bob: I’m not too hungry anymore.
Bobby: Me either.
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1/5/2006, 9:44 pm
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Joshin Josh
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Re: Funny?
I don't get it.. who are the "Phat Pimps"
Anyway welcome to the Directory.
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1/5/2006, 10:04 pm
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Firlefanz
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Re: Funny?
No, not funny.
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1/6/2006, 1:37 pm
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moneyballs2
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Re: Funny?
Lol
I Dont Think It Too Funny....
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1/6/2006, 6:26 pm
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Re: Funny?
If I am not mistaken 'phat' is a slang term meaning something like good...(is good to have a young nephew to learn such stuff )
As for the actual joke...not even going down that road
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1/6/2006, 11:44 pm
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susanababy
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Re: Funny?
Nope don't get it!
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AWEO Master
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Re: Funny?
>>I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
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>>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it .
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
Hehee
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1/8/2006, 6:57 am
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susanababy
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Re: Funny?
AWEO Master wrote:
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it .
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
Hehee
LMAO!!!
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1/8/2006, 2:33 pm
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Re: Funny?
>>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
yeah, M then W lol
>>she tripped over a cordless phone.
quite possible give that it is the PHONE itself!
>>she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
saddly I have done that....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
Hehee
I like these! lol
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1/9/2006, 4:07 am
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moneyballs2
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Re: Funny?
AWEO Master wrote:
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 9 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it .
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
Hehee
Wow. ^^ These Are What I Have/Do
she tried to drown a fish. - You Can Do, Fish Beathe Through There Gills If You Restrict The Gills The Fish Cant Breathe And Will Technically Drown. Best Not To Try This One.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats - So Did I!
she called me to get my phone number - Some People Have More Than 1 Phone Number, And I Have Called There House Number To FInd Out There Mobile Number.
The One About Starving In A Grocery Store Is Quite Funny, But The One Where The Airport Left Was Ok, But Definjetly The Funniest One There Would Have TO Be, She Spent 20 Minutes Looking At An Orange Juice Carton Becasue It Said To Concentrate.
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1/10/2006, 2:05 pm
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zzand
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Re: Funny?
LoL
Its ok..
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All right! That was awsome! Funny except for the waiter one...
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vicki30
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Re: Funny?
very very ammusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4/23/2006, 7:38 pm
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Re: Funny?
I liked the waiter one >.>
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4/24/2006, 1:03 am
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