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On that note:

Q:Why did the chicken cross the playground?








A:To get to the other slide!

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Q: Who cleans the ocean?




















A: The mermaids!

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Q:What did the toilet say to the other?

A:You look a bit flushed.

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Mother had just finished waxing the floors when she heard her young son open the kitchen door.
She shouted "Be careful on that floor, Jimmy; it's just been waxed."




















Jimmy walked right in saying:"It's OK Mom, I'm wearing my cleats."

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Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?














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Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?



















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Knock Knock!

(You say "Who's there?").

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Who says "Who's there?"

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Who says "Who's there?"



Anyone playing.



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okay... do you remember "who's there?"

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No emoticon I'll make a new one.

Orange

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Well, here's one that I accidentally told at work in the lounge. I was telling some people about my uncle Paul...

Me: "My Uncle Paul trimmed and cut down trees for a living."

Fellow: "Was his last name Bunyan?"

Me: "No,... but his mom had bunions!"

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My wife cannot have any corn or corn byproducts. Sometimes she will sort of have an allergic reaction when there is popcorn being popped nearby.

In fact, I even have to be careful what jokes I tell around the table at home!

(oh, this is where you laugh -- if you get it. emoticon )

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 emoticon ing at the first one. But I don't get the second one Image

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?



















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Ninja Fern : In the Love Festival, I Want to ask you.

Ninja Fern : What's Princess Woonsenko Natural do General have unacceptable?

General : Impatient, conceited, she have make a mountain out of a molehill and she is quite sensitive to hot weather, blah blah blah....

Princess : That's too much.!!! Shakrit!!!!

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